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Shrek:Another Version of the Fairytale Chapter 4Chapter 4 - Don't look down!Shrek:Another Version of the Fairytale Chapter 4 by anadalua
"Let me get this straight."
For the fifteenth time in a row, that is.
"You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp, which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place. Is that about right?"
Well, when Donkey put things that way it did made us sound a bit stupid.
And stupid again.
Shrek sighed to the ground also for the fifteenth time, at the end of the sunflowers field. "You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk." said the ogre while briefly looking behind and before he retrieved to his veggie snack. It reminds me of the 'maybe-the-mighty-green-being-is-vegeterian' theory. I mean, with all those raw corncobs, cauliflowers and onions he couldn't be seriously labeled a merciless killer, right? "I don't get it, Shrek. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him?" suggested the grey animal as he went to Shrek's right so that they were
Shrek: AVOTF - IntroductionIntroductionShrek: AVOTF - Introduction by anadalua
"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.
She waited in the dragon's keep. In the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss."
Yes, I know. You have already read or heard this from somewhere, most probably from your bedtime stories. When I was a kid I did listen to some of this sort of fairy tale. The world sure was sweeter and easier back then. This precise tale, however, had only come to my knowledge in my adulthood so I didn't really give that much of a care. But little did I know that (ironically) I would become part of this very bedtime story filled with magic, adventures, annoying creatures, a king with height issues, a black belt princess, a mighty dr
Shrek: Another Version of the Fairytale Chapter 3Chapter 3 - What kind of quest?Shrek: Another Version of the Fairytale Chapter 3 by anadalua
"But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc."
Yup. We had just arrived at the fox's hiding place.
Although, through a carriage parking lot.
"I told ya I'd find it." insisted Donkey proud of his little victory over Shrek's doubt. Who kept warning him that we were possibly lost. All the single way there. "And you couldn't be more right, parceiro*." I said as I gave him a light punch on his shoulder. "I myself would be probably lost by now without a map, if I tried to get here. You have a great sense of orientation.". "Oh please. You're making me blush." was the little animal's answer to my compliment. "So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle." mentioned the ogre, automatically moving our attention to the monumental building. Well, I kinda thought that too as I noticed this giant 'f' on its entrance.
The Lord sure didn't want to fool the tourists.
The castle and the surrounding wall themselves seemed to be made out of very light grey granite, almost
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